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Ears Demotivational Poster


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!


BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


SPIDERS -


TAGS: spider problem disappears
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L


UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...




IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack


TAGS: drop bears
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by mike34



10 years of Motifakin -


TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pieman

pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!


SORROW -


TAGS: sorrow tears neener is too sober now
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Neener

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:30 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:08 pm

nice 1 neener.


true love -




WIZARD OF OZ -




CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by barry forton

barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!




SADNESS CAN'T BE FUNNY -


TAGS: sorrow army tears death loss
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm
What was the war about again?


CARE BEARS - They take care of each other




GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?


TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by JackFace

DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool


DON'T MESS WITH MAMA -


TAGS: bears lions any mother
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
Who do you think she's defending the kids from?
steve1961 - June 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
@ Trixie Probably the one she's growling at. Humans aren't the only ones who devour their offspring. Oops...was that out loud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2012, 8:09 am
3 lions. That's not my vote....just making an observation 5L.
Trixie - June 22, 2012, 7:25 am
I wonder who the Daddy is??...
Iconoclast - June 21, 2012, 8:14 pm
Excellent. Favorited.


1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.


TAGS: bears fight club
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:51 pm
I wouldn't want to talk about bare fight club either.


SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.




TEARS -


TAGS: vietnam sad grief tears hammy
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - May 11, 2011, 12:03 pm
thanks
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:18 am
Tremendous. 5.
Hawamleh - March 11, 2011, 6:51 am
Means A lot.
sniper - March 10, 2011, 11:51 pm
I print out all the ones I find that I think would change the way I look at my day every morning and put them on my wall. I only have three. This will be my fourth.
GySgt1811 - March 9, 2011, 12:19 pm
Different elephants...different times. Well done.(Wouldn't hurt my feelings if we changed the subject.)
DavidLister - March 8, 2011, 9:24 pm
I am friends with a retired cop and Vietnam vet, we share cops stories all the time, but when Vietnam comes up...he never says a word.
TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:09 pm
Indeed.
voodoo3535 - March 8, 2011, 1:16 pm
Well done lad. 5l.


SWAB THE DECK MATEYS -




URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.




TEARS - I'm not crying cause you left me I'm crying cause my gun jammed


TAGS: tears
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by btrinko

MPsniper - November 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
LOL: jammed. really....its a stoppage.


CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.


TAGS: polar bears
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Max

Max - May 24, 2008, 5:39 pm
But he's so cute and cuddly and whatnot! ...Or is it a she...


SURPRISE - Buttseks!!


TAGS: surpirse buttseks bears saints
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by skippy

amy - August 19, 2008, 4:30 pm
you comment made me lol! you should do a motifake with that datnigga i'd give it 5 stars!!!
datnigga - August 19, 2008, 4:09 pm
the saints... are coming!


LIKE FATHER - Like son




We Will Remember -


TAGS: 9 11 towers remember tears quote
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:56 pm
Amen.


when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


1910 -


TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA - Better, more artery-clogging, cholesterol-laden, grim reaper-summoning ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa Johns!


TAGS: hearse
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
Proof. He demands it.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 9:47 pm

take a picture of you standing next to the car with a "Hello Motifake" sign in your hands.
hearseman - March 26, 2010, 9:44 pm
hey tahts my car and yes it keeps them warm then what you belive
Jmac0585 - May 12, 2009, 3:01 pm
Yeah, but the stiff isn't going to help keep them warm.
Little Johnny - May 12, 2009, 2:43 pm
That's awesome. You can fit a shit load of pizzas in the back of that thing.


Elisha and the Two Bears -


TAGS: elisha bears
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Greeny - December 6, 2015, 3:19 pm
somebody needs to masterbate
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:40 pm
God approves of witchcraft? Boy, is Salem's face red!
nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:31 am
The Elisha method for handling bullies.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 7, 2013, 1:31 pm
Amen! 5 Bears


IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken


TAGS: in twenty years screen name
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am
LOL!


NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season




TORMENT -




MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are BOOBIES!!!


TESTIMONIAL AD - NEVER RAN THE CAMPAIGN FOR SOME REASON.




EXCUSES -


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
you know there is a world between them right?


STREET FIGHTING -


TAGS: bears fight humor
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:46 pm
Great Pic .


MOOOO -




DROPBEARS - Are Gonna Hunt Down Your Grandparents.


TAGS: dropbears
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by dylan



CLEANSING EMOTIONS - What Soap Is For The Body Tears Are For The Sole


TAGS: tears for the sole
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by rerun

Cubbybear - May 23, 2010, 9:23 pm
This makes me cry...sniff'
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 9:14 pm
I've made worse typos. No worries. It's the message that counts.
rerun - May 23, 2010, 9:01 pm

ummmm, spelling ain't my strong point
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:53 pm
jk 5L, rerun
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:53 pm
I, too, use tears to clean my boots. You just have to stomp on the orphan, sometimes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:34 pm
soul?. ......sole?.....I'm confused?.......
rerun - May 23, 2010, 7:58 pm

sure, when they are hooked.
GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010, 7:58 pm
fish cry?


HEADACHES -




When Interwebs Attack! -


TAGS: cavalry bears with guns skeleton army cock mongler lol jesus longcat penguin infantry shoop da whoop
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Asa

Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, c'mon. Has techno-viking been forgotten already?
Pedobear - September 25, 2009, 10:42 am
Where am I in this?!!... oh right... lolis
Asa - January 31, 2009, 3:40 pm
Dammit! i knew i forgot someone!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:50 pm
...Where the hell is Rick Astley?
Asa - January 8, 2009, 2:07 am
i'm pretty sure i found them by doing a google search for "funny, meme, now we're fucked"
Elder God Douchebag - January 5, 2009, 8:25 am
Those are my minions.
Anon - January 5, 2009, 6:24 am
where can i find those skeleton soldiers? they look epic!
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
haha, very funny...... epic lol, especially the longcat and the freaky smiling gay..
Jason - September 13, 2008, 5:15 pm
lol @ the line up by longcat's head. i shit a brick...
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
Someguy, fuck off and enjoy!
someguy - September 11, 2008, 11:38 am
Shopped. And believe me, I'd know, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'Shops in my time.
steeve - September 11, 2008, 11:18 am
holy shit! 5/5. funniest thing i've seen all week!


BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




THE END OF THE WORLD -


TAGS: new years beware live life
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:28 am
I may have posted in the forums a few times
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 1:26 am
Idk... lol don't know you, but you look suspiciously familiar hehe
5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 1:25 am
2012... When Chompers gets loose.
Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:23 am
Oh, is this for me? Thank you very much.


CALIGYNEPHOBIA - The Fear Of Beautiful Women. Relax, have a drink, you'll be fine.


TAGS: irrational fears cubby
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

CoolioIndeed - October 12, 2010, 11:06 pm
Bazinga! 5Ls


DON KING KONG -


TAGS: the early years
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by GaryO



TEARS - Words too painful for a broken heart to speak.


TAGS: speak tears heart
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:23 pm
Even lesbian relationships fail...


WELL... - There's one question answered




VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.




Dagnabbit -


TAGS: babies life cursing swears disappointments
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:36 am
Thanks little and a happy 2014 to you too
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 12:35 am
haha, these are all great Prissy! happy new year to you!! :D


IN MY DREAMS -


TAGS: calendar childhood fears basement light
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by gas

maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 9:47 am
Back In The 50's We Had A Basement Like That !
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:29 pm
not sure if I'll be able myself now with that image in my head.. ewwwww
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:16 pm
lol, no! with the basement! xD
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:11 pm
thx Greeny
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:10 pm
haha..that's what happens when you're not a native speaker. thx :) actually it was one of my recurrent nightmares as a child
Greeny - March 1, 2012, 9:06 pm
nice one gas
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)


AGE -




BEARS - I have GOT to remember to let those little things get out before I eat their mushrooms.


TAGS: bears mushrooms smurfs
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 8:43 am
I try to make people think about it. Kinda like a joke grenade... Pull pin. Wait for it. Oh yeah, I get it. 5L.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:32 am
It was a reach, but you made it work! 5L


PANDA - He did not do it.


TAGS: panda bears
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Jerica

Bob Chin - January 29, 2009, 11:00 am
I'm not addicted to bamboo....I've never seen that piece of bamboo. I've sworn it off...really!!!
Checker_MC - January 29, 2009, 10:57 am
Great one.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 8:31 am
DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 29, 2008, 1:45 am
I love his expression. Good one!


DOMINANCE -




successful marriage -


TAGS: marriage 21 years
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:03 am
Congrats, Cynic! Being married is a lot different than being roommates. Every time you work through an adjustment phase, it should be celebrated. A lift of the ole' coffee cup to you and the mrs.!!!!!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2015, 2:19 pm
8 years and so true!
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:52 pm
Thanks, . .. I think . . LOL!
GaryO - April 18, 2015, 9:28 am
21 years...cute


HIDDEN GENIUS -


TAGS: hammy in class the younger years commi3
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Hawamleh - November 4, 2011, 5:27 am
HAHA


LOST -


TAGS: tears of a soldier
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 10:18 pm
HEY!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Yeah, unless you're Gary Glitter ....
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 10:01 pm
We can't judge; We... weren't... there. Man.
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:57 pm
Hey don't I know it. In the Nam, I lost my virginity. Oh wait, that was Thailand ... and it was in the mid eighties.
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 6:16 pm
Well done Grim.


Diet -


TAGS: pearl cantreall 105 years old
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Swampfox - May 8, 2013, 4:44 pm
The 105 yo bacon lady. 5L


RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!


TAGS: september challenge bears are crack shots
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!


YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!


TAGS: september challenge bears i lift you grab
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 9:41 pm
Nothin' naughty here...*snickers*...move along now!
mallen - September 5, 2009, 9:36 pm
got it, thanks.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Who're you trying to convince here?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:58 pm
no it's not!!!!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:56 pm
...It's where they do naughty stuff.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:55 pm
PM's = Private Messages.... On the forum.
mallen - September 5, 2009, 8:39 pm
Since I have no idea what "PM's" is an abreviation for none taken.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
Check yer PM's LD. (no offence mallen)
LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 8:13 pm
Another fave of mine was with the 2 bears and the eskimo running off: "I lift, you grab - is that so hard?"
mallen - September 5, 2009, 7:59 pm
God bless Gary Larson.


MONUMENTAL DELUSION - Hey Ladies, Check Out This Winner




LONGING -


TAGS: lions yes and bears who watch the discovery channel
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 11:00 pm
We've all been there. 5L
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 10:47 pm
Excellent Sean, 5 lions.


WELDED GEARS FAIL! - Do not take everything you read on the internet literally.


TAGS: welded gears fail
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by nick

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 4:10 pm
hahahaha i dont think that guy had a clue till it was to late
james - July 1, 2009, 10:50 am
what the fuck were they thinking?


ALEKTOROPHOBIA -


TAGS: irrational fears poster cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

hootizz - October 14, 2010, 7:00 am
Would you like fries with that order..??
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 1:53 am
Don't forget the bacon. 5 strips


RESOLUTE -


TAGS: new years resolutions dog
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
This is fantastic! I love the dog. And I absolutely miss my 2 doggies (sorry, had to say that). 5 L's for you!
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm
I will not besmirch this perfect fake with trying to be funny. PERFECTION/5L
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Nice one space, where have you been lately?


DETERMINATION -




KISSES -


TAGS: apr23 kisses bunny ears
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Fatt Matt - May 3, 2010, 9:48 am
Nope. Now I'M making posters with bad pick up lines. I don't see that you've made any posters.
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:45 pm
OMG?!?! Now we're making posters of bad pick-up lines?
CANADA - April 24, 2010, 1:21 pm
definitely 5L!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 5:59 pm
AMSOME! 5L


GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.


TAGS: mothers bears dogs love hugs
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Mongo

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm
... who just pissed himself. 5L


CHILDREN -


TAGS: kids child baby sex parenthood britney spears
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:10 am
Beautiful poster. And I concur with everything after the comma. Before the comma, not so much. As for the tags, well they just creep me out big time.
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
LOL @ the tags... Take some notes guys. This is how it's done. 5L
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:29 am
It can be troublesome when you are married. Try explaining it to them when they catch you with the ex.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome Aggy. I always like to just practice too!
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:13 am
@Bart: I think I'm offended. No hallways here!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 4:38 am

trying to relight the heat is harder that trying to relight wet charcoal in a grill.
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:01 am
I'm not sure how people have multiple kids, really. I mean, after an entire human being has passed through...how do you top that? lol jk 5/5
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 1:51 am
i concur, mr. cubby
Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 1:24 am
It's fun making them though


THE GOLDEN YEARS - Because you didn't make it this far without breaking the rules!




GREY SCORPION SAID - you can't take it with you, ain't never seen a trailer hitch on a hearse. Well, now he has.


TAGS: grey scorpion hearse tow
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by rerun

CANADA - April 7, 2010, 3:15 pm
I want an old hearse, like a 1925-30. It would make a sweet rat rod
forseti - April 7, 2010, 2:24 pm
someone seems to obtained a quantity discount
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:18 pm

now approved
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 2:17 pm
YAY! Although i cant imagine it being anything bad.
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:14 pm

Face, I got one cooking in the queue for you.
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 2:11 pm
HA!!!
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:09 pm

I just read the obit with the pic, clown outfits for the pallbearers
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 2:08 pm
Probably a couple boxes of owned, just for you Grey! 5inyourfaces to you rerun!
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm

THAT question will be a greater challenge
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 2:06 pm
SONOVABEACH!! so much for that saying ;( wonder what the hell is in there? 5L


THE MERMAID -


TAGS: mermaid tale love fear tears
Rating: 3.96/5

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gas - January 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
wow thx RL. yep I wrote it, inspired in part by one of your posters :) (and too many fantasy readings I guess xD). shit I knew there had to be at least one spelling/grammatical error in it
Reality Lord - January 13, 2012, 5:48 pm

hugely fav'd. i haven't searched but i assume you wrote this? the barguys...it just got raised. 5L from me despite the one itty bitty error. :)
gas - January 13, 2012, 8:13 am
thanks Greeny
Greeny - January 12, 2012, 10:36 pm
wow - nice


FEBRUARY 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died RIP


TAGS: 51 years ago today
Rating: 3.92/5

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Krissie - February 9, 2010, 2:48 pm
Good one. 5L from me as well.
ICEMAN - February 4, 2010, 1:07 am
Nice tribute. 5L


MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter


TAGS: 10000 years b c hot prehistoric
Rating: 2.18/5

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G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:26 am
I've to admit i was wrong: 10000 yeasr b.c. was probably in the paleolithic; not mesolithic. But, frankly: who cares?
TheGoat - February 24, 2010, 4:29 am
Actually Quest for Fire was hotter in the caveman genre!


Childbearing Years -


TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

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Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)


DEPRESSED -




CHILDHOOD FEARS -


TAGS: childhood fears calendar boogie man
Rating: 4.71/5

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jig - March 1, 2012, 2:35 pm
The picture is creepy, but the message was a heartshot for me. 5L
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:29 pm
Everybody's Like That !


LAXATIVES - check the traffic report before you take one




I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRY - Your tears are like glistening jewels. The disappointment you feel is my nourishment. Your despair is all that drives me. Happy anniversary, darling.




Education -


TAGS: education ignorance nonchanging years
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 3:13 pm
Thank you Mr. Beard!
Greybeard - September 6, 2013, 9:33 am
So much truth in a simple foto and a few words. Awesome poster. 5L's....


50 YEARS?! -




ALONE - Sometimes, you simply need to let the tears fall with the rain.




DEBAUCHED -


TAGS: 15 years of using high speed internet didn t pass by traceless
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!


KEEPING IT SIMPLE -


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

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Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I fucking love it!


NEW YEARS -




DEPRESSION -


TAGS: ignoring rain kissing tears
Rating: 4.2/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:46 am
...because one of them is Ike Turner.


IF SHE SPINS TOO FAST - will she get disoriented?


TAGS: pun play on words because she appears to be of orient descent
Rating: 4.19/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 2:00 am
I believe the merry-go-round would be.
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:46 pm
very nice pun!


FIGHTING DIRTY - When the going gets tough, the tough gets kicked in the junk


TAGS: bears ball kick
Rating: 3.92/5

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Who Cares? - March 4, 2010, 11:35 am
Cock Punch


SORROW -




BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!




HORNIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR... - i said leave my wife alone cubby!!


TAGS: lol bears
Rating: 3.46/5

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motinet - December 23, 2010, 9:44 am

In soviet russia, human mawls bear???


SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Duckman's Lost Son, Jay Cutler




SIGHTSEEING -




BEARDIES - A perfect sweater for your face? How do you iron it?




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