Ears Demotivational Poster
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!
BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.
UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...
IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!
DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack
10 years of Motifakin -
true love -
WIZARD OF OZ -
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!
SADNESS CAN'T BE FUNNY -
CARE BEARS - They take care of each other
GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?
DON'T MESS WITH MAMA -
1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.
SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.
SWAB THE DECK MATEYS -
URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.
TEARS - I'm not crying cause you left me I'm crying cause my gun jammed
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.
SURPRISE - Buttseks!!
LIKE FATHER - Like son
We Will Remember -
when two redheads marry -
THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -
PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA - Better, more artery-clogging, cholesterol-laden, grim reaper-summoning ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa Johns!
Elisha and the Two Bears -
IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken
NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season
TESTIMONIAL AD - NEVER RAN THE CAMPAIGN FOR SOME REASON.
STREET FIGHTING -
DROPBEARS - Are Gonna Hunt Down Your Grandparents.
CLEANSING EMOTIONS - What Soap Is For The Body Tears Are For The Sole
When Interwebs Attack! -
BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!
THE END OF THE WORLD -
CALIGYNEPHOBIA - The Fear Of Beautiful Women. Relax, have a drink, you'll be fine.
DON KING KONG -
TEARS - Words too painful for a broken heart to speak.
WELL... - There's one question answered
VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.
IN MY DREAMS -
BEARS - I have GOT to remember to let those little things get out before I eat their mushrooms.
PANDA - He did not do it.
successful marriage -
HIDDEN GENIUS -
RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!
YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
MONUMENTAL DELUSION - Hey Ladies, Check Out This Winner
WELDED GEARS FAIL! - Do not take everything you read on the internet literally.
GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.
THE GOLDEN YEARS - Because you didn't make it this far without breaking the rules!
GREY SCORPION SAID - you can't take it with you, ain't never seen a trailer hitch on a hearse. Well, now he has.
THE MERMAID -
FEBRUARY 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died RIP
MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter
Childbearing Years -
CHILDHOOD FEARS -
LAXATIVES - check the traffic report before you take one
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRY - Your tears are like glistening jewels. The disappointment you feel is my nourishment. Your despair is all that drives me. Happy anniversary, darling.
50 YEARS?! -
ALONE - Sometimes, you simply need to let the tears fall with the rain.
KEEPING IT SIMPLE -
NEW YEARS -
IF SHE SPINS TOO FAST - will she get disoriented?
FIGHTING DIRTY - When the going gets tough, the tough gets kicked in the junk
BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!
HORNIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR... - i said leave my wife alone cubby!!
SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Duckman's Lost Son, Jay Cutler
BEARDIES - A perfect sweater for your face? How do you iron it?
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